It Changes With the Seasons

Failed pick-up lines.

  • A:Where have you been all my life?
  • B:Hiding from you.
  • -
  • A:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  • B:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  • -
  • A:Is this seat empty?
  • B:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  • -
  • A:Your place or mine?
  • B:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
  • -
  • A:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
  • B:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
  • -
  • A:How do you like your eggs?
  • B:Unfertilized
  • -
  • A:Bond. James Bond
  • B:Off. Fuck Off
  • -
  • A:If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together
  • B:Really? Because I would put "f" and "u" together


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