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Failed pick-up lines.
- A:Where have you been all my life?
- B:Hiding from you.
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- A:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
- B:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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- A:Is this seat empty?
- B:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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- A:Your place or mine?
- B:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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- A:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
- B:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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- A:How do you like your eggs?
- B:Unfertilized
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- A:Bond. James Bond
- B:Off. Fuck Off
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- A:If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together
- B:Really? Because I would put "f" and "u" together